The tech world is bracing itself for an unprecedented show of force, and we’re not talking about the next big software update. Enter “The Walrus,” also known as Elon Musk, and “The Eye of Sauron,” or Mark Zuckerberg if you prefer. These two titans of tech have agreed to swap keyboards for boxing gloves in a no-holds-barred cage match.
It all started when Musk tweeted, “I’m up for a cage fight,” to which Zuckerberg, kingpin of Meta, responded with a screenshot captioned, “send me location”. The internet exploded faster than a SpaceX rocket launch, and a Meta spokesperson said, “The story speaks for itself,” which is corporate speak for, “We can’t believe it either.” Musk then suggested the “Vegas Octagon” as the battleground.
For those who aren’t MMA aficionados, the Octagon is the UFC’s version of a gladiator arena, based in the not-so-quiet Las Vegas, Nevada. But before you imagine Musk and Zuckerberg throwing punches, you need to know about Musk’s secret weapon: “The Walrus.” He described this as lying on top of his opponent and doing… well, nothing. This comical strategy might be the tech mogul’s way of saying, “Hey, I’m not taking this too seriously,” or maybe he’s just really into walruses.
But let’s not forget about The Eye of Sauron. Zuckerberg may not have a legion of orcs at his disposal, but he’s been secretly training in mixed martial arts and winning jiu-jitsu tournaments. Musk, on the other hand, has admitted his main workout is tossing his kids into the air, which we’re not sure is UFC approved.
As you can imagine, this news sent social media into overdrive, with meme creators having a field day. One business consultant even encouraged users to “choose your fight” with pictures of the tech bosses. Like it or not, the Musk vs. Zuckerberg face-off is now the internet’s favourite meme.
Nick Peet, a fight sports journalist, stated that UFC president Dana White must be “licking his lips at the possibility” of this fight. He also believes that Musk’s unpredictable nature could indeed mean the fight happens, despite the absurdity of it all.
But who would win this geeky gladiator bout? Peet places his bets on Zuckerberg. While Musk has the height and weight advantage, Zuckerberg’s jiu-jitsu training might allow him to “give him a good old cuddle and choke him out”.
It’s important to remember that Musk has a knack for making wild statements that sometimes don’t come to fruition. Remember when he said he made his dog the CEO of Twitter? Or when he promised a hyperloop that is yet to materialize? On the other hand, he did step down as Twitter CEO after users voted for his resignation. So who knows? This fight might just happen.
Meanwhile, Meta has been cooking up its own Twitter competitor, a text-based social network, potentially taking the Musk-Zuckerberg rivalry from the Octagon to the online arena.
In the end, whether this tech titans’ tussle happens or not, it’s given us a good laugh and some amazing memes. So grab some popcorn and stay tuned, because the Musk vs. Zuckerberg saga is far from over.